My Recent Visit to a Local Psychic (Portland, Oregon).
In the heart of Portland, Oregan sits an inconspicuous and worn down house. Seeing this house for the first time, I was underwhelmed and began to grow skeptical of the psychic I was about to visit inside. Little did I know that the 65$ I would pay for my thirty-minute sessions would be beyond worth it for the reality-shattering insights revealed to me. For the convenience of time, I’m only going to share our most profound session.
My last visit was intense, to say the least, it left me shaken to my core. I visited January 1, 2019, to start my new year on the right path. Pushing open the old and rickety door I knew so well, I was greeted by the familiar cloud of cigarette smoke and the overwhelming feeling that I was in the presence of something otherworldly. Shuffling through the dim light and trying to find my way through the smoke, I took my seat at the table. The 400lb man seated across from me looked deeply into my eyes with his hands neatly folded next to the ashtray. Even though I felt as if he already knew what I was going to ask (and how the entire conversation would go down, for that matter), I still decided to blurt out the first question burrowing in my mind. “Why would you even start smoking if you know it can kill you?”; An arrogant question to the average smoker, but someone of transcendent knowledge should know better than to indulge in dangerous material satisfactions, right? He then explained to me that the spirit world is restless due to the drastic changes in the material world, so they are trying harder than ever to hijack bodies to take refuge in. He expanded on that idea by explaining how he’s more susceptible to spiritual highjack because of his physic ability, and how his physic ability in the wrong hands could cause unimaginable harm. Though I couldn’t fully grasp what he meant by this, I understood when he explained that he uses tobacco to ground him to reality and thwart spiritual possession. Shamans in South America incorporate tobacco in their spiritual practice as a tool for protection against evil spirits and to ground the user to reality in the same way.
The air started to get uncomfortably thick as the psychic began the process of spirit-channeling to begin the session. Only moments after closing his eyes the psychic would fall into a deep trance with seemingly no effort, the first question I ask then slips out of my mouth. Being wary of the volatile state of the environment, I asked, how can I be warned of coming natural disasters? He soon began mumbling to his Spirit Guide deep in the cosmos. Coming to a revelation, the psychic warned me that all things come in threes. He said, some signs are not as obvious as others, but all must be considered relevant. Something as simple as a flat tire, or a gut feeling that something is not right. I sat in silence and thought back on any signs I could have encountered that day.
With a wave of thoughts flooding my head I decided to ask him my next question, the exact date of my death. I realized that once a time and date are set there’s is no escaping destiny, but my curiosity got the best of me. He reassured me, destiny will find a way and when the time has come, there is nothing to do but accept it. Though he couldn’t tell me when my time was going to be up, he offered an interesting story to give me some perspective.
The psychic revealed to me, there was a man was who told that on November 5th, 2017, at 5:06 pm, he would be fatally injured in a car accident driving home from work. Trying to avoid his predestined demise, the man took two weeks off of work and drove to a remote cabin in the woods for safety. However, on November 5th, 2017 at 5:06 pm, the man was outside cooking dinner over a campfire when a bear charged him from the woods and mauled him to death. Even though I was left wondering about my own destiny, I decided from that point on to try and make the most out of every moment; The psychic made it clear that there’s no escaping fate.
With my gears still spinning from his story, I decided to ask my final question. Exactly what events should be looked out for, that could bring about the end of the world? With an ear curdling scream my psychic opened his eyes wide, boring them into my soul, he began to reveal his prophecy. He started by saying that there will be three key indicators that the end of the world is approaching. The first indicator he predicted is the start of World War III. This new world war will be caused by a broken peace treaty between North Korea and the U.S, happing sometime in Spring of this year. The second was the discovery of “Planet X”, which will astound scientists and humans of all ages for years after its discovery. The third and final warning is that there will be a shift in Planet X, causing Earth to experience large amounts of volcanic eruptions, seismic activity throughout the globe, and hurricanes that knock the power out for months at a time. Though he gave me a rough idea on when the first event would take place, he left the last two ambiguous.
I hurried out of his house that day, I couldn’t waste even a second and risk being unprepared for end-times. I’m now taking a small break in my preparations to impart my story to the people, I couldn’t let this knowledge go unshared. Names are not important in the matter. What matters now is human survival.